Did I mean it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. Why did I say it? Not sure, really. I guess some part of me thought it was time. It didn't feel wrong when it happened, so chalk one up to my rectum. It's the smartest body part I have!
Did it upset you? I'm very sorry if it did. That certainly wasn't my intent. I'm not sure I even had an intent, to be honest. It was a moment to be seized and old Scribe grabbed the bull by the nadz and went to yankin' and a'pullin' something fierce!
Do I regret it? No. life is too much of a struggle to what feels like the right thing, regardless of what comes next..
Yeah, I meant what I said.
Wait...
Which thing were we talkin' about???
Oh, that!
Well, damn. I thought it was the other...you know, that thing I said when...Um...You know!
Kidding. I meant it :)
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Much like herpes, I return again and again to cause itching and administer burning pain to those who take both themselves and life too seriously. How do I know what herpes feels like? SHUT UP!!! That's how!
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3 comments:
um... really?
(and for all the internet to know?)
No you did not mean it. Really. You didn't. Why would you? I mean... really.
Seriously.
No. Stop it. You are making me blush.
(we are talking about what I think we're talking about? right? the guy with the stuff and that other thing... right?)
LMAO!!! Infinity's Whore is now a term I plan to use regularly. Let me know if you want credit with your actual name.
lccb,
yes, really! I am wearing woman's underwear!
Wait...what was the question?
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