
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081023/music_nm/us_beyonce
Look, beyonce could go by the name "Hairy-Ass Man" as long as she allowed me 30 seconds to sniff her shoes and remove the excess toilet paper from her private spots!!! My only requirement would be that she'd have to delouse from the cooties of Jay Z's plunger-mouthed ass!

5 comments:
I'd be attracted to her, but I'm afraid she'd stab me with her pitchfork if is was.
Lol!! Toilet paper from private parts!! Hahaha! She is rather beautiful ;) She's making a movie playing Etta James-cant wait to see it.
Oh my. LOL
What's wrong, constant, did she steal your clothes again?
Oh, yeah. I don't know, too much has already been made of that, I'm not really interested in an entire movie about it unless Sasha Fierce shows skin and hair,
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