Email & Chats of the Week!

As I scribed in my previous post, my new job has me dealing with customer issues via phone, email and now chat as well. Without getting too deeply into it, the company for whom I am employed offers certain gadgets and interesting gift ideas at often exorbitant prices. This company actually purchased the name of the former one which went bankrupt in 2008. Basically, that means there are potentially millions of Americans out there trying to get service on products that are no longer guaranteed. As an introduction, check out the weird-ass chat exchange below:

info: Thank you for your patience, I’m finishing with another customer, please wait a moment and I’ll be right with you.
info: You are now chatting with 'Scribe'

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Visitor: where can i find atore
Visitor: store
Scribe: Sorry all the stores closed when the former [company] filed for bankruptcy in 2008
Visitor: haha
Visitor: hahahahahahahahah

Short and sweet, right? Below is an email I want youse to paid real close attentions to 'cause the English is not real good and stuff. There's a payoff in the signature line:

Hello

We got a order from your company with no clue as to who ordered this it was ship to :

Shadows Bedell

(Address omitted)

Ship Date 12-15-2010

Trk Nbrs: 038055796152054

Description Slippers Black Mens –LG

We would like to know who ordered this out and we also need to exchange for a MED

We really need to Thank them for a lovely gift

Thanks

Dr and Mrs Shadows Bedell

Yep. And finally, a little slice of spam:

Sent: Friday, February 25, 2011 12:42:45 PM

To: Customer Service

Subject: [Spam]If your wife in bed resembles a log apply pure magic of pharmacy!

Auto forwarded by a Rule

http://www.bremen-bowling.de/BUqwpGioQW.htm

I Guess I'm Back...

My new job has me dealing with customers not only on the phone but via email! That means I don't need to recreate conversations, just edit them for specific references. Finally, you will all see just how stupid the American consumer has become!!!

Sherry Shriner inspired the Scribe

Here are links to the two articles I wrote about da crazy biatch discussed below:

http://alternative-religions.suite101.com/article.cfm/religion-for-profit-part-1-sherry-shriner

http://alternativespirituality.suite101.com/article.cfm/religion-for-profit-part-2-who-is-sherry-shriner

From the WTF Files...

What the fuck doesn't even come close to these ever so fucked up lunatics I friended on the Facebook a while back thinking at the very least I could gain some insight into their bizarre hybird movement of Biblical Codes and Alien destructors. I was firmly convinced it was mostly a put-on, especially the "Orgone blasters" that use a crystal to direct water that can burn the skin of the aliens as the cruise around in their UFO's.

For a while I just let them post their various warnings about chemtrails being used to kill us and "actual audio" of aliens in their ships screaming from the orgone attacks, mysteriously yelling in English. But the constant warning and fear-inducing tone of the posts from their ringleader finally got to me and the following exchange took place:

Let's starts with her actual warning that got everybody to wet themselves in its disturbing accuracy:

Attack of Poliomyelitis coming soon via Chemtrails! Beware folks!! They are gearing up to attack the public with deadly chemtrails carrying this Polio virus! This is a debilitating disease that can paralyze your muscles and cause difficulty breathing. The Bible Codes indicate they're planning this from July 22 on...the next 3 weeks they're ramping it up!

Get all the areas you visit protected...stores, churches, anywhere you go so you're not breathing their deadly chemtrails! The Bible Codes indicate this attack is 'close, near"

I don't know when they'll attack...but over the next 3 weeks they're gearing up to hit hard with chemtrails, storms, etc...we were able to diffuse a HAARP lightening storm with orgone they were trying to hit my area with and you can do the same to storms

15 hours ago · · 1 personWichlep Hazard likes this.

Suzie Polley

Thank you Sherry. Getting ready.

15 hours ago ·

Chaffee Cline

Turn on all your ozone, purification air purifier machines. I am getting all of mine out of storage...thx Sherry.

13 hours ago ·

Sherry Shriner

you can also boil orgone water in your yard via campfire if you have land and the ability to do so...put a pot of water over a campfire with a POE orgone puck in it and let it boil into and saturate the air. Put orgone pucks on your satellite dishes etc...

13 hours ago · · 2 peopleLoading...

John Smith

yeah boiled orgone water will saturate the air very rapidly.

6 hours ago ·

Shelly Long

Thank you for the warning Sherry! We've already been nailed by their practice runs,it landed my son in the hospital for 3 days. You can actually slightly smell it in the air, and it causes a burning/tingling sensation in your nostrils. The Black/Grey clouds overhead and hazy sky :time for the gas masks, and staying inside.

4 hours ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

OH COME ON!!!

about an hour ago · ·

Shelly Long

Stay asleep and die or wake up and live Chris..

about an hour ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

ok will do lol

about an hour ago · ·

Christopher Nadeau

in the meantime I'll continue to speculate on the possibility of an alien presence without turning it into a ludicous religious dogma and wasting hundreds of dollars on snake oil alien repellant.

about an hour ago · ·

Shelly Long

Chris,If you dont want it dont buy, it.. a very simple decision.. As for me, I have enough.. You will see someday I guess..Maybe when the giants are ripping you limb from limb eating your flesh and poisons from the chemtrails put you on your deathbed...

51 minutes ago · · 1 personJohn Smith likes this.

Christopher Nadeau

I have faith that the Hobbits will save me.

39 minutes ago · ·

Shelly Long

Ok , then put your head back under the sand and talk to THEM, they supposedly live under the earth too, right?

37 minutes ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

sure with all the other demons and pixies and tooth fairies you guys claim the Bible warned us about in the Book of Crazy.

35 minutes ago · · (That's my favorite one LOL)

John Smith

ok join the New Age crowd Chris, I am sure they would love you.

17 minutes ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

no thanks they are no less nutty and lacking in logic. speculating on an alien presence doesn't make one new age when considering the vastness of the universe and the amount of stars and planets out there. But throwing all of that into the Bible as a great evil is just another form of millenialism which, I hope, the ringleader doesn't actually believe.

15 minutes ago · ·

John Smith

Sherry Shriner is the real deal, she aint Blossom Goodchild.

13 minutes ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

if she were the real deal, the so-called "orgone blasters" would be free!

12 minutes ago · ·

Danny Araujo

I love it when people like this guy ^ is think they found the truth in the new age shit i will not feel bad when they are getting torned apart by the giants. ps how can people ignore the huge bones we found of people that are 19 - 30 feet tall.

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John Smith

orgone blasters cost money to be made, I know I have spent hours and time making them, it's not cheap and tossed many away, but sherry needs to keep going making the stuff, I reckon she's put more money into making it herself than whoever is buying the stuff from her.

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Christopher Nadeau

who the hell are you even talking about? There's no truth in the new age shit either, you idiot! I'm referring to actual SCIENTIFIC SPECULATION, that thing that is anathema to insane fanatics seeking codes in the biggest work of fiction ever written. What proves you're nuts is that you think because I disagree with you and still think aliens are possible, I'm automatically a new ager! I didn't even know who Blossom what's-her-ass was until I Googled her a minute ago.

7 minutes ago · ·

John Smith

Resin is expensive i do know myself, so is the copper needed and plus the crystals and the shavings, it's no cheap, it's dedication and hard work.

7 minutes ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

okay I'm obvioously speaking to someone too far gone to think rationally so I'll say only this: You are coming from a supposition that these things are anything more than a clever con. perhaps they're not, but it is highly unlikely. But at least I'm capable of admitting the remote posibility.

5 minutes ago · ·

John Smith

hey once you start to get hit with ELF waves/ chemtrails and get sick then you'l tend to wonder what to do about it. don't say I didn't warn you.

3 minutes ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

Okay, and once the men in white coats tell you you're not ready to rejoin society, don't say i didn't warn YOU.

2 minutes ago · ·

John Smith

don't worry I was a skeptic too.

about a minute ago ·

Christopher Nadeau

doubtful but perhaps you'll return to reality at some point. I can only hope. You seem like a well-meaning guy.

about a minute ago · ·

Christopher Nadeau

you might find this interesting: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread201073/pg1

7 minutes ago ·

Shelly Long

go the the pit you beast from hell

Sherry Shriner

he's out of here...i don't have time for idiots...

39 seconds ago

Shelly Long

hes not a skeptic but a beast from the pit, return to the abyss beast

36 seconds ago

Apparently, they don't cotton to harsh and smelly evidence. LMAO!!!

One guy claims this Sherry Shriner person is a Jehovah's Witness and a fraud. She even claims on her website that H1N1 caused zombie outbreaks! No shit! You can get the whole story on their beliefs here.

I wrote her a message and she dropped me as a friend letting her know I'm onto her and to enjoy bilking gullible fools while she can.

She wrote back: Go Back To hell , your home

I replied: That's not a nice thing to say about Michigan, although I can certainly see how you'd draw that conclusion.

Oh, and apparently I was wrong and she is doing this for us. This statement can be found on her website:

A Message From Sherry:

I need your help to stay on the air!

And with your generous donations I could perhaps buy some land with a heated garage or building. Perhaps even a permanent headquarters for my international ministry.

Almost every country in the world including those on islands are listening to my show, reading my articles, and visiting my websites.

I do this for YOU and I need your financial support to keep this ministry international and to be able to stay focused full time on the things the Most High wants me to do.

For the past ten years I've given freely of myself to the entire world...and there's been hundreds of thousands who have benefited from my ministry yet don't support it. It's time to step up and be a supporter of this ministry. I need your help.

Sherry Shriner
P.O. Box 531
Carrollton, Ohio 44615